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Civil War 2024
Shoot((2 types: gun and camera(2 types: a big fat lense kind for professional sports and an old-timey Peter Parker one for amateurs/hobbyists))first and ask questions(3 types: loaded, open-ended and rhetorical) later… though not necessarily in that order. If this wasn't a mushy war photography propaganda film shoved inside of a collective “accelerationist”* death drive fantasy road trip movie then maybe I’d be more concerned about whether our battle-hardened press corps is becoming a wee bit TOO desensitized to the horrors…
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Hit Man 2023
It's trash like this that belongs in the gutter! It's always a wasted opportunity when Hollywood chooses a hunkalicious pretty boy to play a dweeb. But it renders the movie unwatchable when the whole comedic premise hinges on there being a hunky cool guy somewhere “deep down” in the dweeb's subconscious.
Also, people in the audience were getting way too horny for the genital/areola-free sex scenes. I was afraid the whole theater was about t into a full-blown f***fest! Gross!…Translated from by
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Mulholland Drive 2001
I had to do this pretty basic film analysis paper for my 9th grade English class. The teacher showed us clips where a shadow would be cast on half of the actor's face and then be like "Yeah so this is duality" or show us the opening scene in Apocalypse Now and say "The fan is kind of like the helicopters, its making helicopter sounds." It may seem really obvious now but at the time I thought it was kind…
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The Long Goodbye 1973
This movie starts out good with a pretty killer grocery store scene but then begins to nosedive once you realize all the characters are talking very quietly about something you don't really understand or care about. Even if you turn up the volume all that does is make all the dog and cat sounds more annoying. There's a beach party at some point in the middle of the film and that's when I would recommend falling asleep.
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