Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  A Minecraft Movie 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Apr 2025

  i love this community, i love my friends who i saw this with, and i love this game. i love minecraft so much. <3

• 

  Trigger 2016

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 03 Apr 2025

  :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((. :(((. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( i'm so sorry kevin. :( :( : :(:( (:(:( im so so so so so sorry my boy. i'm so sorry my darling boy you deserved none of it :(

Popular reviews

• 

  Shootfighter: Fight to the Death 1993

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Aug 2024

  things that martin kove does in this movie:

  -slices a pineapple with a fucking katana
  -kills a man
  -bullies billy zabka a SECOND time
  -kills SEVERAL men
  -looks at the camera like a cunt
  -serves
  -dies

  anyways, i digress: peak martial arts film. gory, bloody, and hot men left and right. should've paid more attention the first time i watched it because holy fuck everyone in this movie is hot as fuck. even bolo yeung. ESPECIALLY bolo yeung. everyone save ruben patterson from the horrors and give this boy a happy ending. do i need to watch the second one for that? who knows.

• 

  Day 13 2020

  ★★ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  TWENTY-TWENTY-KOVE: LOG #3

  citing a fellow viewer from the youtube comments section: MIND YOUR OWN FUCKIN BUSINESS.

  hello neighbor meets the conjuring meets a poor little white dude named colton, who is trying to save his next door neighbor from being killed by this old guy named magnus (played by the LOVELY marty). after sneaking into the house in manners that could have easily been achieved by opening the DAMN WINDOW, colton fucks up magnus's exorcism plot and accidentally unleashes…