Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★ Rewatched 21 Jun 2024

  Most men will contract Weaver Fever after their third viewing, this being my fourth my results came up positive

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  La La Land 2016

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Jan 2024

  Being the lead in a movie like this was a challenge for me but I pulled it off well, since, you know, he’s literally me

Recent reviews

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  Ghosted 2023

  ★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  “I’m a FaRmEr!”
  

  They really trying to up my star rating with those Captain America cameos but that’s not gonna happen

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  The quest to find the original Mrs Brown begins

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2024

  I am drinking the Dune Kool-Aid by the gallons

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  Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom 2023

  ★½ Watched 26 Dec 2023 1

  “Orachal…cum” is literally a line