Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Not realistic, alien did not say the n word nearly as much as an actual white man from Florida

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Almost threw my popcorn in the air and took a victory lap around the theater when the best Elliott smith song randomly started playing.

Popular reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★ Watched 07 Aug 2023

  this is an evil cia probe made to create sleeper soldier children that will kill on command

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Jul 2023

  i loled, then i serioused