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Recent reviews

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  Babes 2024

  Watched 25 Feb 2025 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Babygirl 2024

  Watched 07 Feb 2025

  i cannot think of anything less sexy than a male intern who asks stupid questions

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ½ Watched 26 Jul 2024

  The only horror in this is that someone wrote it and other people went “yeah, that’s good.” I started compiling a list of things I’ve read better than this and it includes a One Direction self-insert Downtown Abbey AU written by a friend when we were 12.

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★ Watched 30 Aug 2024

  If I was told to “stay quiet and calm” in a room full of spider-esque aliens with no concept of reproductive rights I’d kms then and there