Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Triangle of Sadness 2022

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  cannes was generous with this one

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  Conclave 2024

  ★ Watched 14 Feb 2025 2

  Never in my life have I had a worse cinema experience than while I was watching this film

  The AC in the theatre was broken and the theatre was full. For the last hour I was physically blowing air on myself to cool down 

  The woman next to me was audibly farting

  Men reacting loudly 

  Someone opened a bottle of carbonated beverage behind me and it sprayed into my hair?

  Open mouth coughing

  A man was walking out of the row behind me (mid movie) andGRABBED MY HEAD 

  The Ryan Air of cinemagoing experience. Also the movie was like watching paint dry

Popular reviews

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  Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 31 May 2024 1

  Could Anya attempt an Australian accent? Just one measly attempt?

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  Her 2013

  ½ Watched 20 Jun 2024

  Absolute loser who I felt sickened by for two hours

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