Mickey truly is the king of being too innocent for such a horrible job. Kudos to dying like a champ and still having a soul within such a fucked up system.
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The Monkey 2025
I’ll never want a cursed Monkey wind up toy EVER. Pure insanity this movie but fucking LOVED IT. Kudos to Osgood Perkins once again.
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Office Space 1999
3 dudes at one point during the runtime decide to destroy the shit out of a printer… THAT was pretty fucking epic and relatable. Oh and justice for Milton!!!
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Godzilla vs. Gigan 1972
This is still one of my least favorite Godzilla flicks. It’s very slow and has abysmal budget issues. Look at Big G. He’s falling apart?! Want to see Godzilla tower? It still looks like a putt putt course, cockroach villains?, Big G and Angie talk?, stock footage from other flicks?, fucking blood spewing?!, our main humans are the real hero except who the fuck writes a dead ass cold line for dialogue in the movie for the final scene? Seriously.…
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Megalopolis 2024
“Wow, that was the worst piece of crap I ever seen. My ass is sore. *My* ass... is actually sore.”-Joe Swanson
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City of the Living Dead 1980
For the life of me I cannot enjoy Fulci flicks. This is another example of slow burn done bad and H.P Lovercraft inspired that I just couldn’t get into. My brother hates me for my takes and I feel ashamed because of it. Fuck this.
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