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  • The Thing
  • The Night of the Hunter
  • Tenebre
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  • Saw IV

  • Persona

    ★★★★½

  • The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires

    ★★

  • Opera

    ★★★★

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★

    Director Oz Perkins is still trying to feel out his signature style (is he the master of creepiness? or slow burn? or that weird 'x' factor?). But in the meantime, he delivers a standout if straight-forward horror-comedy in THE MONKEY and also manages to nail its more serious themes.

    As an adaptation of Stephen King's short story, THE MONKEY is not as dutiful as something you might see from Mike Flanagan. Perkins has taken the general gist of the tale…

  • Heart Eyes

    Heart Eyes

    ★★★½

    HEART EYES ultimately earns its slasher cred, but I can't help but feel that I got tricked into watching a Gen Z rom-com without informed consent.

    A deliriously gory cold open introduces us to Heart Eyes, a masked serial killer who slaughters young lovers on Valentine's Day in different U.S. cities, and who's now bloodying up Seattle. Enter Ally (Olivia Holt, definitely channeling Julia Stiles and thinking too much about her lipstick), a romantic and professional mess who meets the…

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  • Persona

    Persona

    ★★★★½

    Bergman gives me everything I want in art cinema that I've tried, in vain, to get from David Lynch: a serious, talkie film that leans to the surreal but still rings true about how human beings are and what they talk about.

    That's PERSONA in a nutshell: a stripped-down, dialogue-heavy affair about identity and madness. The bonus is that our two primary characters are both women: nurse Alma (Bibi Andersson) and her mute-by-choice celebrity patient Elisabet (Liv Ullmann). Most of…

  • The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires

    The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires

    ★★

    Can't say I enjoyed THE LEGEND OF THE 7 GOLDEN VAMPIRES. You'll likely feel about this the way you feel about any 1970s kung fu movie, and I find them hugely tedious. Yet, as the one and only Hammer/Shaw Brothers co-production, the film holds a special and unique place in genre cinema. At the very least, I'm glad to have experienced it.

    7 GOLDEN VAMPIRES is a Dracula movie, but, this time, it's not Christopher Lee rising from the coffin.…

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  • In a Violent Nature

    In a Violent Nature

    The biggest letdown of 2024 so far. IN A VIOLENT NATURE--billed as a revolutionary take on the classic backwoods slasher format by following the point of view of the killer, not the victims--is a bare concept masquerading as a film. Blown up to 90 minutes and peppered with out of context mega-gore, it's both boring and vile.

    The disappointments start mounting immediately. First, the film isn't really shot from the killer's POV, but rather from an objective camera hovering near…

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Oh, David Lynch. I keep trying to catch a glimpse of his alleged brilliance but come up empty, nearly every time.

    FIRE WALK WITH ME is Lynch's TWIN PEAKS do-over--practically an apology--that fills in the spaces of the story of Laura Palmer and her teenage torment by the infamous spirit "Bob." Taken strictly as a prequel to the TV series, there is some value to the film. Lynch finally allows Laura's personality and subjectivity to be expressed, rather than leaving…