Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Yeah, it’s not that great. It’s extremely boring, the songs are awful - especially the new ones, and Gal Gadot needs to quit acting. For the sake of moviegoers everywhere. Please.

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  This movie is so fucking weird and has so many turns and twists in it. I love this movie but the run time is a bit long and there are scenes where it drags a bit but you’ll be hooked to see where it goes.

Popular reviews

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  Nacho Libre 2006

  ½ Watched 22 Nov 2019 1

  Horrific. There wasn’t a single frame of this movie I found the least bit entertaining or, at the very least, didn’t give me instant agita upon viewing. 

  I wish I could have back the hour, minutes, and seconds after viewing this trash heap of a movie.

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  Salem's Lot 2024

  ★★ Watched 08 Oct 2024

  Man, there is so much potential in Salem’s Lot that I’m surprised no one can stick the landing. This movie was kind of awful? Like the first two acts are okay but the finale sucked and felt rushed. Characters felt underbaked and the storyline felt haphazardly put together. 

  It’s worth a watch if you’re bored on a lazy Sunday afternoon but you won’t remember anything or anyone after the credits roll.

  The original, while long, is the superior film.