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  • Trees Lounge
  • Stalker
  • Summer with Monika
  • Wild Tales

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  • Days of Heaven

    ★★★★

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

  • Adolescence

  • To Live and Die in L.A.

    ★★★★

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★½

    And the award for best supporting actor goes to Farmer Jim.

  • To Live and Die in L.A.

    To Live and Die in L.A.

    ★★★★

    Badass & bowlegged dirty cop William Petersen faces off against baby-faced artbro Willem Dafoe with appearances by John Turturro, Dean Stockwell, Robert Downey Jr.'s father and Daphne from Frasier.

    It's 80s cheese but directed by William Friedkin so there's some great Robby Müller shots of Los Angeles, his trademarked car chases and a soundtrack Wang Chung.

    If you're renting or own the DVD, check out the "Alternate Ending Featurette" for a huge laugh at the studio mandated ending that was shot after the filming warpped (and thankfully abandoned)

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  • A Gentleman in Moscow

    A Gentleman in Moscow

    ★★★★

    Nothing induces melancholy ike the Russian revolution .

  • It's the Girl in the Red Truck, Charlie Brown

    It's the Girl in the Red Truck, Charlie Brown

    If I told you there's a Roger Rabbit-esque Peanuts special where Charles Schulz cast his own daughter as the lead opposite Snoopy's brother Spike who is trying to sleep with her, you'd probably laugh.

    But it's real, only available on YouTube and ends with militant southwest rednecks trying to murder him. Despite all that, it's pretty goddamned boring.