Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Basic Instinct 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  Couldn’t tell ya what color Sharon Stone’s eyes are that’s for sure

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  Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Dec 2024

  If Sir Ian Fleming wrote Bond on molly I feel like this is what you would get. No notes.

Popular reviews

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  Cats & Dogs 2001

  ★★½ Watched 23 Nov 2024

  A childhood memory I was not convinced wasn’t a fever dream but I’m pleased that it exists. A stacked cast from Spiderman to Jeff Goldblum and they seemed to at least try to make this a decent watch. Early 2000s animation is always ass but at least I was entertained. I mean they taught dogs karate.

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  My Cousin Vinny 1992

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Nov 2024

  Legal films don’t get much more fun than this one right here. I could go on about the witty jokes all day long, but we all know what we came here for… GOD DAMN Marisa Tomei and Joe Pesci were getting fits off in every single scene.

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