Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025 2

  What do I need to do to buy a house like George and Catherine’s?? Their closet setup alone called me poor in 5 different languages. This gets a 4/5 stars on Jake’s prime real estate scale.

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  Les Misérables 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  I’m embarrassed to say that I started watching this movie in 2018, stopped halfway, didn’t watch it again till January 2025, once again stopped halfway, and finally finished it last week. This movie made me extremely sad but I’m ok with that. One can only hope to achieve the level of generational hatred that Javert outputs in this movie. Super based that he would rather kill himself instead of living and proving Jean Valjean right. This film gets a 5/5 on Jake’s ratatouille scale.

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  I’m so happy I got to see timid Robert Pattinson and also Batman Robert Pattinson in the same movie. Also I would die for the Creepers they were so cute. This gets 4.5/5 on Jake’s Snow Piercer scale.

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  The most unrealistic part of this movie was a U.S. president going to prison for his crimes lmao.

  Otherwise a pretty decent MCU movie although I feel like this should’ve been a Hulk movie rather than a Captain America movie? This film gets a 3/5 on Jake’s “I can do this all day” scale.