Huldra

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Lover of movies both miserable and weird. Creature with no sense of taste, no grounding in reality.

Favorite films

  • May
  • Ginger Snaps
  • Princess Mononoke
  • On the Silver Globe

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  • Tokyo Gore Police

    ★★★½

  • Squaring the Circle (The Story of Hipgnosis)

    ★★★½

  • Halloween: Resurrection

  • Decoder

    ★★★½

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  • Noroi: The Curse

    Noroi: The Curse

    ★★★★★

    In the taxonomy of storytelling, cosmic horror and folk horror are close cousins; like centipedes and lobsters, their similarity may be lost on the casual observer, but the body of chitinous segments betrays a common ancestor. Likewise, the ancestor of Shiraishi's demons, their names transmitted through ritual and rotting tomes, is the same as Lovecraft's gaping horizons of madness.

    Look up at the sky, look to the darkness between the stars, and imagine what may be lurking there, in an…

  • On the Silver Globe

    On the Silver Globe

    ★★★★★

    As of the writing of this review, there is an extensive lacuna in tablet seven of The Epic of Gilgamesh. As Enkidu has been cursed by the gods and condemned to die, the final moments of his death are instead lost to oblivion; the clay tablets that recorded the character's passing have long ago been eroded by time, as a tide erodes the shore.

    There are many such lacunae in Gilgamesh, and over the decades some passages have been restored,…

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  • Decoder

    Decoder

    ★★★½

    Sound is information, information is power, power is violence. The deranged and terrifying embryo of the information age consumes another future in utero.

  • Screamers

    Screamers

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • The Trouble with Being Born

    The Trouble with Being Born

    ★★★★★

    Jesus can you imagine being an actual pedophile and watching this movie. You read a bunch on furious news articles about how there's a naked cgi 10 year old, so you get all hype for it. Then it turns out it's just 40 seconds of a deeply unsettling uncanny valley gynoid, and now you're sitting through a 90 minute long psychologically torturous nightmare about how we're all haunted by the ghosts of our pasts, and how when faced with alienation…

  • Immortal

    Immortal

    ★★★

    Is this movie good? No.

    Is there any other movie where you can watch a CGI Egyptian god who looks like he walked off the cutscene of a PS2 game deliver a monologue where he talks about how badly he wants to impregnate a woman? Also no.