Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  I mean, no notes. Perfect

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  Dancing on Glass 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  Bad because derivative of Black Swan, but also good because derivative of Black Swan

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★ Watched 05 Oct 2024

  Hottest take ever but gore doesn’t make a plot good and there was no commentary that the fucking barbie movie didn’t also make

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  The Cove 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2024

  Richard O’Barry is going to the dopest spot in heaven

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