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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Honestly pretty mid, but there's worse ways to spend two hours then looking at Anya Taylor Joy's face

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  The Beast 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  Not sure all of this worked for me, feels more like my fault than the films though. Having said that, Lea Seydoux's scream at the end of this was so affecting that I actually felt sick. Incredible performance from her throughout

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  Short Plays 2014

  ★★★ Watched 21 May 2024

  I watched the Gaspar Noé segment on YouTube so probably shouldn't be logging the whole film on here but who cares. Also attaching cameras to moving things is cool

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  Destroy All Monsters 1968

  ★★★ Watched 13 Jan 2024

  The plot is a shameless (and less interesting) retread of Invasion of the Astro Monster but the big showdown against Ghidorah is so good that I don't even care

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