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Don’t take things too seriously. Movies or otherwise.

Favorite films

  • Do the Right Thing
  • Paddington 2
  • The Mitchells vs. the Machines
  • Howl's Moving Castle

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • One of Them Days

  • Wicked

    ★★★★

  • Anora

    ★★★★

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  • If Anything Happens I Love You

    If Anything Happens I Love You

    ★★★★★

    This is a 12 minute movie and I cried 4 times

  • Relaxer

    Relaxer

    ★★★½

    This is such a slow burn. Sitting on a leather couch the entire time while watching this made me find a supreme level of respect for Abbie’s glutes. My ass hurts and I was only sitting for an hour and a half.

    The writing and performances were both really really cool. This movie only gets better as it goes on. 

    Joel Potrykus is actually my favourite professor. I’ve had him for a few classes now. So for the sake of…

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    This was all over the place. It had so much to say, but not enough time. It felt like it was tackling 5 main large themes, which resulted in awkward pacing. 2 hours felt like 3.

    The entire cast was remarkable, but it’s Robert Pattinson, baby. Please get some award season buzz and some more voice acting roles.

    The comedy was hit or miss at times, so there’s that.

    Love those creepers. Silly little fellas.

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★

    I feel like I’m missing something. I didn’t find this extraordinarily funny, but some people are saying they were dying laughing. Sure it was funny, but I guess it didn’t click with me like it did with others.

    Of course, Mikey Madison killed it. She was incredible.

    I think all the hype impacted my expectations. I was expecting one of the greatest movies ever. Don’t get me wrong, I really liked it. But not as much as many.

    put the pitchforks down.

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  • Big Shark

    Big Shark

    I’m unwell

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★½

    This has been my most anticipated movie for YEARS. I’ve just never been able to watch it (for free). But I finally did. And it was everything I hoped for. :’)

    Kurt Russell