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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010
Genuinely the worst film I've ever seen, from terrible dialogue; even if trying to be intentionally corny, to utterly unbearable character dynamics.
Even though an easy to follow storyline, the whole plot is just bland, and predictable, as well as the pacing being terrible.
Choreography of the end battle sequence was lack luster.
I've seen better VFXs from low budget YouTube videos from 2013.
Soundtrack is also mediocre.
Only thing notable about this film, is Wallace the gay goat.
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(500) Days of Summer 2009
Life is to love; Love is to life
“you can't ascribe great cosmic significance to a simple earthly event.“
An amor fati, to be at peace, to understand what happens not for a reason, but simply it was up to fate, through hardships you will learn, but to learn you must go through those hardships.
Expectations Vs. Reality, a truly beautiful sequence in the film, we envision these beautiful scenes in our minds, they play out like we want them…
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Crazy, Stupid, Love. 2011
let’s give a 13 year old boy physical nude pictures as a middle school graduation gift as im about to be an adult.
this film however made me want an old fashion whiskey, so half star for that.
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My Honeymoon 2002
A sweet, yet some what somber film.
Shigeta Uchimura, recalls certain events in his life, aswell as gives his own personal feelings on his own life, a man who lives a quiet life; a man who settle for comfort and some what mediocrity life style.
This short film shot on 8mm, just felt so personal, the only audio in this film is a microphone left open and the occasional dialogue by Uchimura, the only music being for a short few…
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