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Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter 1984
What happened to Gordon the Golden Retriever, a fan fiction
Last scene:
Gordon runs upstairs and jumps through the second-story window.Fanfic:
GORDON sticks the landing and trots away from the house.GORDON: Ruff ruff, woof [loosely translates to: Fuck this, I'm out.]
GORDON walks along the familiar path he takes to see his girlfriend, a stray black lab named ISABELLE. They sniff each other's genitals and ISABELLE immediately understands that GORDON ain't fuckin' with JASON or the JARVIS FAMILY…
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I'll Be Gone in the Dark 2020
The strength of the Golden State Killer's surviving victims is so inspiring. I'm pretty sure I would crumple into nothing under those circumstances, yet these women survived, fought and often thrived.
The show falters, tho, when it becomes hyper-focused on Michelle McNamara and buys into the ridiculous narrative that she is somehow GSK's victim as well. She was an otherwise great writer and talented amateur investigator, there's no need to force a hero on us, especially one who didn't contribute…
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