Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  His ass is NOT getting the Baudelaire fortune

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  Four Lions 2010

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Has absolutely no business ending on an Aphex Twin needle drop

Popular reviews

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2023 3

  “gay fight club” fails to join the list of like probably four movies which have managed to outgay regular fight club

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  White Noise 2022

  ★★★ Watched 30 Sep 2022 9

  I use the industry standard Noah Baumbach ranking graph (10 point rating proximity to madagascar 3 on the x axis, amount of boners gotten from mean women yelling on the y axis). As any sane or credible person would. Of course.

  This is on the z axis. Uncharted territory. Made me want to read the book. That tends to be the mark of a really good movie or a really bad movie. Definitely need to think up a z axis.