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  • Perfect Days
  • Dragon Inn
  • Jurassic Park
  • The Last Election and Other Love Stories

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  • 12 Angry Men

    ★★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★

  • Four Lions

    ★★★★★

  • Conspiracy

    ★★★

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★

    His ass is NOT getting the Baudelaire fortune

  • Four Lions

    Four Lions

    ★★★★★

    Has absolutely no business ending on an Aphex Twin needle drop

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  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★½

    “gay fight club” fails to join the list of like probably four movies which have managed to outgay regular fight club

  • White Noise

    White Noise

    ★★★

    I use the industry standard Noah Baumbach ranking graph (10 point rating proximity to madagascar 3 on the x axis, amount of boners gotten from mean women yelling on the y axis). As any sane or credible person would. Of course.

    This is on the z axis. Uncharted territory. Made me want to read the book. That tends to be the mark of a really good movie or a really bad movie. Definitely need to think up a z axis.