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  Possession 1981

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  The way this film handles romantic eidolons of your partner and how they begin to snuff out the life of a relationship by replacing the other is so awesome because the director actually explains this through a silly little flesh monster guy who's evil and has sex (extra evil). Erm... so yea... it's basically peak...

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  Anora 2024

  ★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Sean Baker, AKA Gooner Hitler, made sure to thank sex workers after recieving like twenty oscars for his slopflick - but does he really seem to hold sex work in high regard? Anora has me thinking otherwise! I don't see any other reason why Mr. Baker would portray the titular sex worker as the unlikeable, shallow husk she is, a woman totally devoid of humanity and aspirations beyond the kind of shit that would makes Puritans burn her at the…

Popular reviews

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  The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run 2020

  ★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Spongebob Schwammkopf: Der Schwamm Auf Dem Lauf ist ein Meisterwerk des Filmes. In diesem Film kann man sehen, ein Schwamm auf dem Lauf ODER ein kleiner grüner Mann eine Roboterin küsst. Oh. Mein. Kino. 2024 habe ich alle den sexiesten Männer - KEINE FRAUEN!!!! MÄNNER!!! - geküsst, geliebt, und gefickt. Ich liebe dich, Spongebob. Ruf mich an!!!

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Red Hulk blowing up the white house? I know a China metaphor when I see one. 

  Why are movies so bad now? “Yeah, I’ll hold for the president.” - what the fuck?? I don’t remember Marvel movies looking this bad. Glad they shoehorned Pro-Israeli-American hegemon bullshit at the end. Shoutout Woke Planet.