Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Celtic Pride 1996

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Bill Simmons and Joe House did this in college

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  Antz 1998

  ★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  It’s so funny that the Stallone ant is the tallest ant

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★ Watched 06 Jun 2023

  The film equivalent of a nerds rope. It’s hard to complain with animation this stylish, but I’m just tired of reference humor. Jesus rose back in April, so I don’t understand all the easter eggs. With the complete dissolution of the 4th wall, I’m left behind the 5th like Ice-T in SVU glaring through one-way glass into the interrogation room. But instead of glowering down at some humdrumming sex pest, I’m observing a theater full of adults, dressed like children,…

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  Knowing 2009

  ★★★ Rewatched 10 Mar 2025

  Delightfully stupid doomsday thriller where widower-himbo MIT professor & Ford F-150 owner Nic Cage uses numerology to try and stop God from committing terrorist attacks. A melding of evangelical rapture paranoia & post 9/11 anxieties // Final Destination man vs fate conflict & Roland Emmerich wide scale disaster porn. Shares a spiritual ethos with the Alex Jones type NWO crunchy Jesus freaks that have consumed so much conspiracy brain-rot content, that they have the TikTok scary music permanently ringing in their ears like…