Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Celtic Pride 1996

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Bill Simmons and Joe House did this in college

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  Antz 1998

  ★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  It’s so funny that the Stallone ant is the tallest ant

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★ Watched 06 Jun 2023

  The film equivalent of a nerds rope. It’s hard to complain with animation this stylish, but I’m just tired of reference humor. Jesus rose back in April, so I don’t understand all the easter eggs. With the complete dissolution of the 4th wall, I’m left behind the 5th like Ice-T in SVU glaring through one-way glass into the interrogation room. But instead of glowering down at some humdrumming sex pest, I’m observing a theater full of adults, dressed like children,…

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★ Watched 16 Jul 2024 3

  Masterpiece. One of the most impressively derivative films I’ve ever seen. Perkins inability to have an original idea is truly mesmerizing. He strings together unrelated horror subgenres along this subconscious gossamer which has the end effect of making you feel like youre dreaming every horror movie you’ve ever seen. Silence of the Lambs, Zodiac, Se7en, The Shining, The Ring, Hereditary, Insidious, Annabelle, Carrie, Mrs. Doubtfire. All aesthetically ripped from and then told through incredibly stunted dialogue. Hilarious! Laughed so much!…