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Dark Forces 2020
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Sometimes I think to myself “there cannot be a worse movie than the last worst movie I watched”, yet somehow life will have a way to surprise me.
Non of it made sense, there were first year film university projects better than this one with a budget of -$5, acting was bad but to the point where it was funny (almost as funny as the visual effects during Franco’s fever dreams). I think this is supposed to be a remake,…
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The Forever Purge 2021
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the premise that mexicans would survive a purge and save everybody cuz apparently we all have practice as civilians fighting the cartels back in shootouts with military skill and equipment is killing meeee. for $1 name a mexican.
also that white man’s “karma” or “lesson” being that his child was born mexican is soo…….
giving it an extra star just because tenoch huerta slayed the house down mama boots
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The Godfather Part II 1974
my buttcrack fully disappeared after sitting down and watching this entire movie
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