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  Wrath of the Titans 2012

  Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Now what was the point of this? It follows all the beats of Clash, but does them slightly worse. Why was this made? It repeats the majority of the first film without improving the formula.

  See how annoying and time-wasting that is?

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  Clash of the Titans 2010

  Rewatched 25 Mar 2025

  Risking my street cred here to say… this fucks. The ending’s beyond dreadful though.

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  Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans 2009

  Watched 23 Feb 2025 1

  This film’s got it all:

  • Nic Cage going full smackhead
  • Jennifer Coolidge
  • The maddest shots of reptiles I’ve ever seen

  Truly it’s a great mind which can conjure both this and Aguirre in the span of 40 years

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  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Jan 2025 1

  A kingdom in decay. A dastardly villain. An Odyssean journey.

  Masterpiece. I’d give it six stars if I could.

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