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Favorite films

  • American Splendor
  • Hamlet 2
  • Wild at Heart
  • Lawrence of Arabia

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  • Used Cars

    ★★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • Dressed to Kill

    ★★★

  • Lola

    ★★★★

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  • Used Cars

    Used Cars

    ★★½

    1980 had really long cars and also movies.

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★

    An outwardly robotic pressure cooker of a man who is hopelessly devoted to his wife, (an ancient creature inhabiting the body of a human woman) must wade through international intrigue while brushing aside pesky ethical conundrums and workplace relationship drama in order to finally relax enough to presumably bone in this popcorn flick for adults with an appreciation for a tight ninety minutes of entertainment.

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  • Hamlet 2

    Hamlet 2

    ★★★★★

    In the dozen years since HAMLET 2 was released I've seen it at least a dozen times. It's not a nice looking film. It's not a particularly well written or coherent narrative. It doesn't quite work as a satire of inspirational teacher movies. It's frankly a bit of a mess.

    But.

    I. Love. This. Movie.

    I'm not going to try to convince you people of this. I've been spreading the word about this thing for over a decade now, and…

  • Gog

    Gog

    ★★

    If your only standard for good sci-fi is if the people pronounce robot as "rowbit" than this is the film for you.

    If you always wondered why they bother with character development because it gets in the way of technical explanations delivered in the style of an educational video, than this is the film for you.

    If you yearn for a return to 1950s sexism, you guessed it, this is a film for you.

    And finally, if you want to…

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