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Favorite films

  • American Splendor
  • Hamlet 2
  • Wild at Heart
  • Lawrence of Arabia

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  • The Beyond

    ★★★½

  • Used Cars

    ★★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • Dressed to Kill

    ★★★

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  • The Beyond

    The Beyond

    ★★★½

    A dream about a gloopy Italian horror film will have scenes and vibes, the feeling of a film without much use for narrative cohesion. This is just the film about that dream.

  • Used Cars

    Used Cars

    ★★½

    1980 had really long cars and also movies.

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  • Hamlet 2

    Hamlet 2

    ★★★★★

    In the dozen years since HAMLET 2 was released I've seen it at least a dozen times. It's not a nice looking film. It's not a particularly well written or coherent narrative. It doesn't quite work as a satire of inspirational teacher movies. It's frankly a bit of a mess.

    But.

    I. Love. This. Movie.

    I'm not going to try to convince you people of this. I've been spreading the word about this thing for over a decade now, and…

  • Gog

    Gog

    ★★

    If your only standard for good sci-fi is if the people pronounce robot as "rowbit" than this is the film for you.

    If you always wondered why they bother with character development because it gets in the way of technical explanations delivered in the style of an educational video, than this is the film for you.

    If you yearn for a return to 1950s sexism, you guessed it, this is a film for you.

    And finally, if you want to…

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