Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1992

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Fuck off I always find this movie to be fantastic as bad as it is. Maybe it’s that childhood nostalgia, maybe it’s how funky my chicken is. I just can’t get tired of this supposedly 17-year-old riding off on a motorcycle at like 3 miles an hour instead of just running.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  I had higher hopes because of the trailer. It was a fine movie, even though Robert Pattinson didn’t fuck his copy. Honestly, if he did that I feel like the movie would’ve been more interesting.

  Lemme say this though—Toni Collette was HOT. Is HOT. And will always be: HOT.

Popular reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Stephen King and Osgood Perkins hand you camp queen fish. Everyone exploded and that monkey was cunt.

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  Romy kept cumming in “IKEA.” Like at one point, I swear she cried out “VINDEBÄK” and I was like girl that is a rug.

  Also, Samuel was a little twerp. I oughta pinch his nipples off.

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