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Pride & Prejudice 2005
Mrs. Darcy…Mrs. Darcy…Mrs. Darcy.
Amazing, dynamic camera work. Some astonishingly beautiful sequences mixed with an amazing score. Well acted, star-studded cast. Only issue is that, even for old English, sometimes the dialogue could be a bit stiff. But very good movie.
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Solo: A Star Wars Story 2018
I’m gonna be honest I watched the first half of the movie approximately six months ago and forgot to finish it, so I’ll keep this brief.
It’s fine, it’s fun, it’s cliche, it is the most ‘action-adventure spin-off’ you can get out of a movie. You see characters you know, you hear lines you know.
But honestly, the biggest appeal of this movie, as with any Star Wars movie, is the setting. There’s a lot of fun places they go,…Translated from by
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(500) Days of Summer 2009
This may be the perfect 2010s casual viewing romance movie. I mean seriously, it had it all. Not only is it a little cute, a little cheesy, and a little messy, it has a great Twee era soundtrack, it’s well shot and edited, got a strong interesting direction, a great cast, a happy ending. It truly draws the bridge between your cable viewing McConaughey RomCom and your masterful film tragedy. Amazing watch.
(editors note: much like the late naughts and early 2010’s, it’s also got a few weird threads of misogyny strewn about the script. Nothing major, but it pops up)
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All Quiet on the Western Front 2022
I watched this on a full plane and just bawled my eyes out both in my seat and in the bathroom. Speechless
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