Crap Bandicoot

Crap Bandicoot

Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Heathers
  • The Matrix
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★½

  • Inland Empire

    ★★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    Pattison and collette are great. Everything else is meh

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★½

    Had fun with this one. Not smart or well written but more horror movies need to be vehicles for some gnarly kills

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  • Blow Out

    Blow Out

    ★★★★½

    This is like an American Giallo film. The colors are really really pretty. John Lithgow is certifiably creepy, especially with that tense bathroom stall murder. Overall really dug this

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    I remember seeing the Witch back in 2016 and coming out of the theater saying I wanted Eggers to direct a vampire movie. This shit is so good. Beautiful, creepy, and horny as hell. Loved that count orlok had a vlad the impaler look going and loved the movies obvious roots in more classic vampire mythology. Robert Eggers please never stop making these movies

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