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Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 2024
This guy makes jokes about the absurdity of having children, Asian parents and the economy. I am the exact target demographic for this. I feel so seen
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The Vanishing 1988
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This movie is just a huge men's masturbation session. Throughout the entire movie, one man jerks himself off about his ~pHiLoSoPhY~ behind his sociopathy, while another man jerks himself off about his guilt for being a fucking shit boyfriend right before his gf disappeared. And then the movie itself jerks its own movie dick by showing us a too real depiction of a woman in pain. Fucking barf. I'll bet you 100 bucks that 99% of folks who find this yucky bore compelling are men.
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Titanic: 20 Years Later with James Cameron 2017
All the ghosts of the folks who died in the wreck are like you guys he's back AGAIN he finished making the movie TWENTY YEARS AGO and he's back AGAIN I mean am I haunting HIM or is he haunting ME
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