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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Unbelievably good cinematography. Genuinely too much hate for a good ass movie. This movie is incredibly self aware and does not take its self seriously at all while simultaneously delivering a very entertaining and technically well done story.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Severely disappointed. The story just flattened out after the initial 30 minutes. Still a fun watch, but I was expecting an absolute banger :(

Popular reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  GMC airdropped me an ad for their car mid movie

  This is actually a good movie with talented people behind it shadowed by the most glaring inconsistencies and horrendous executive decisions — Still better than Deadpool 3 though, but that bar is in hell — this movie also had possibly the worst first 20 minutes of a film I’ve seen in a while. Surprisingly won me back in the last half of the movie.

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  (500) Days of Summer 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  Why tf is it raining localized entirely in my eyeballs

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