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Favorite films

  • The Blair Witch Project
  • Memoria
  • Inland Empire
  • Drive My Car

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  • Excalibur

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★

  • Legend

    ★★★★★

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  • Insidious: The Red Door

    Insidious: The Red Door

    ★★

    extra points for Patrick Wilson belting it out on the end credits track, that’s the kinda hambone energy I can get behind. cool meta-plot about the production struggling to remember what happened in the first two Insidious flicks. tries to wrap it up into a trilogy but the stabs at pathos aren’t hysterical enough to make it stick. and it’s slow. it’s so slow. bring back the relentless single-location freakouts!

  • The Master

    The Master

    ★★★★★

    Getting free therapy in your toxic polycule. Kind of an adorable movie?

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  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

    ½

    Free Guy / Space Jam 2 for cinephile suicide double bill.

  • Jingle All the Way

    Jingle All the Way

    ★★★★

    Unhinged. An absolute bloodbath.