Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Spring 2014

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Have you guys played ocarina of time? It’s my favorite game!

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  The Truman Show 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Sometimes I think the Truman show is like my life. Instead of my life being unusually normal on a surface level, I feel like there’s always a villain of the week I gotta deal with. Sometimes they return, sometimes I only gotta deal with them once (worthless one-offs lemme tell ya). Death by a thousand paper cuts isn’t exactly how I’d describe it, it’s like I got a thousand toothpicks (mothafuckas) poking me and eventually a wrecking ball is gonna…

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Jan 2025 3

  Golly, I wasn’t expecting this to be as good as it was! So many goofy moments and epic one liners! So many full circle moments. Could this be another dark knight trilogy? Will spider man 3 be complete shit? “You’ve seriously never seen the Raimi spider man movies before?🤓” That’s right, I haven’t! And I’m not some subhuman troglodyte for watching them for the first time! I haven’t seen a lot of movies! Shut the fuck up and let me watch…

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  Tetsuo: The Iron Man 1989

  ★½ Watched 15 Oct 2023

  Don’t get me wrong I’m a nonsensical fella, but wtf is this? It’s beyond me I guess. Cool visuals tho.