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  Anora 2024

  ★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  This was genuinely terrible in ways I couldn't predict

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  Splice 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  I have genuinely never been this baffled by a third act before

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  Alien Resurrection 1997

  Watched 29 Sep 2024 1

  When I heard this was the worst movie in the entire franchise I was expecting it to be like Alien 2 but even more shlocky..this is surprisingly genuine and heartfelt? And it has one of the best 3rd acts? I think I love it

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  Alien: Covenant 2017

  ★★ Watched 05 Oct 2024

  Combines all the worst parts of the previous movies into one muddled mess. It's honestly hilarious the ending of the movie is played as if it's some crazy triumphant twist when you couldn't care less about what happens to anybody in this movie. Additional star for Fassbender's sexual tension with himself

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