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  Burlesque 2010

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  Alright, listen up, before we go any further, I'm gonna lay down a few rules,
  a'right?
  Commandment number 1: shut the hell up.
  Commandment number 2: there's nothing I can do about the heterosexuality

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  The Lady Eve 1941

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

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  Blink Twice 2024

  ½ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  Channing Tatum put too much effort into this shit show. It's about as feminist as the Barbie movie. What a shit show, man. Stop it with the fake intellectualism, and femme fatale doesn't mean the "revenge" is a woman being just as shitty as the men who abused her.

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  Don't Move 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  Very pleasantly surprised.

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