Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Lars and the Real Girl 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Aug 2024

  me with the life size wolverine cardboard cutout i’m going to steal from the movie theater tomorrow

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★ Watched 28 May 2024

  did this actually happen

Popular reviews

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  The Gray Man 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Jul 2022 5

  the script was absolutely awful but the “somebody put a bullet in ken doll’s head” redeemed everything. Ryan killed it and Chris was just sorta there but i appreciate his participation anyways!

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  Bullet Train 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug 2022 1

  Oh my god the cameos and plot twists were insane im so mad i didn’t see this earlier. such a W movie even tho my grandma hated it. favorite part was when joey king Died