Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  okay. like yes, this is a good adventure movie but why did the fucking pinecones do so much damage to those orcs? like jesus christ. also i just fucking hate thorin. how many brooding slomos does a guy need. HES NOT EVEN THAT FUCKING IMPRESSIVE. while i have complaints about certain choices they made i still enjoy the whole premise of the movie. it’s cute in its nature and funny at times. i love bilbo, gollum, and radagast. smash kili. overall good just not that great.

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  In Secret 2013

  ★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  i need to start reading descriptions of movies before i watch them because wow that was too much for me. insane cast (like literally) you have moaning mertle, tweedle dee, that guy with only one eye in pirates of the Caribbean, poe from star wars, wanda vision, draco malfoy, and jessica lange. truly such a bad trip.

Popular reviews

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  Babette's Feast 1987

  ★ Watched 30 May 2024 1

  i don’t fuck with religious people at all

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025 2

  wow. wow. wow. absolutely fucking fantastic. seriously like cannot stop thinking about how perfect this was. i waited so long to watch this movie because i was afraid i wouldn’t like it, but oh my i was wrong (thank god). i’m so violently attracted to igor its not even funny. every character was PERFECT. it felt like i was watching reality tv. ate that up. yes please.

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