Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Mystical Adventures of Billy Owens 2008

  ½ Watched 06 Oct 2022

  Did you know that if you review a movie but you don't submit it before it reaches earth that you can never defeat it? That's important

  The security guard is my muse.

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  Do Revenge 2022

  ★★ Watched 04 Oct 2022

  I am deeply glad I was crocheting while watching this because the only thing I got out of this movie was another line of stitches on a scarf

Popular reviews

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  Roald Dahl's Esio Trot 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 18 May 2022

  Tortoise based gaslighting and kidnapping. Cute film.

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  Barney's Great Adventure 1998

  ★ Added

  Barney: birth of Chad. Nobody has wielded sunglasses like this child, truly an origin story.