Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Tickled 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  There’s fuck you money and then there’s international tickle cabal money.

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Starts strong but gets wobbly after the time jump and never really recovers.

  As someone who got his paperback copy of skeleton crew around the same time he saw evil dead 2 for the first time I appreciate Osgood Perkins’s continued attempts to make my perfect movie, but like longlegs this was better in theory than in practice. All that said, i still had a good time with it.

Popular reviews

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  Looking for Michael 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Nov 2024

  Very funny John Wilson-esque short with a surprisingly emotional core lurking behind a hedge, just waiting to step out and fuck you up.

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Annihilation (2018) for dudes with Monster Energy ™ related brain damage, would have made an absolutely CLASSIC Xbox 360 game.

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