Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Will & Harper 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  mandatory viewing

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  Focus 2015

  ★ Watched 20 Nov 2024

  Basically an audition for 007 + too many monologues while Margot Robbie sits to the side looking horrified. Same girl, same. Who hired Joe Rogan as head writer? 1 star for the cute soundtrack 🤘🏻

Popular reviews

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  BlackBerry 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Jun 2023 2

  The clownery is a hyperbolic candyland of beefcake ~deliciously~ splayed to the cam for nostalgia porn. *YELLS to EMPHasize a POInt!* …I’ll have what he’s having…?
  Choose your flavor, everyone’s sucking something 👅 It’s tech, bro 💦  The soundtrack took me slipping in and out at a great rhythm; riding the patriarchal indulgence, feeling drenched in power like Big Daddy God Man. Got me horny for the falling of empires with the smirk of Harley Quinn.

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2024

  I want what they have 💦

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