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Favorite films

  • Cure
  • Columbus
  • The Love Witch
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

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  • PlayTime

    ★★★★

  • The Conversation

    ★★★★

  • The Velvet Vampire

    ★★

  • Brain Dead

    ★★½

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  • It

    It

    ★½

    A relentless onslaught of jump scares and cuts without any tension or emotion.

    Some of the worst child actors I’ve seen in recent times, Eddie and Richie were particularly bad.
    Some very predictable and cliche elements, but ‘It’ started a lot of them, so it’s forgivable.
    The clown felt more like a Goosebumps monster than a managing cosmic horror.

    A lot of the interactions with Pennywise and the dialogue don’t make sense.

    The last 30 minutes were a real mess, omg. 

    «The missing kids.. floating..» 🙄

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★½

    This is slop, but I eat it up like everyone else 😖

    Edit: on second thought, bumping this up a bit for Emma Corrin

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  • Asteroid City

    Asteroid City

    ★½

    An acting and screenwriting exercise?
    All the characters are the same Wes character (you know the type).

    No real story, action or interesting interactions.

    Watch it for the aesthetics.

  • Prince of Darkness

    Prince of Darkness

    ★★

    Some cool bits, but too many jumbled metaphors and repeated/plodding action makes this a bit of a slog.

    —-
    Some choice bits:
    *I’m a physics grad student, but I just can’t understand that thought experiment with the cat 🙄
    *It took ~8 grad student half the movie to notice that the satan-cylinder was leaking?
    *Half of the crew is dead or turned, will the other half notice that something is up?
    *Phones do not exist.
    *These equations are beyond me..…