Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 06 Mar 2025

  From the director that brought you Okja...

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  Jack the Giant Slayer 2013

  Watched 06 Jan 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Jul 2023 1

  I'm about to watch this movie so many times. Y'all don't even know. Just wait till I can buy this. I'm gonna wear out those 1's and 0's just like I did my VHS copy of the 1990 one.

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  WAR IS OVER! Inspired by the Music of John & Yoko 2023

  ★ Watched 11 Mar 2024

  I'm never comfortable giving an animated movie any less than a 1 star, because if nothing else the animators were doing their best and had no control over the content...but every year some fucker out there tries their best to make me go back on that decision.

  I'm still not over the bullshit that was the Academy giving The Boy, The Mole, and the Inspirational Posters an Oscar last year, and they have the shameless audacity, the unmitigated gall to…