Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The 13th Warrior 1999

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I know I was watching a dvd but wow did this movie look like butt

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  Legend 1985

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Gorgeous but the story is just...unpleasant. Tom Cruise looks like a feral lost boy, completely mismatched to this material. Gosh those makeup effects and music tho.

Popular reviews

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  Horizon: An American Saga – Chapter 1 2024

  ★★ Watched 27 Jun 2024

  Drink every time someone looks at a flyer that states HORIZON (you’re dead).

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Nov 2024

  How do these motherfuckers have all this money to build these murder houses?