Ion87

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“What about the ghost of Chris Kattan?”
“Deer is to Horse as Elf is to Human.”

Favorite films

  • The Young Girls of Rochefort
  • Casino Royale
  • Annihilation
  • Metropolis

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  • Alice in Wonderland

    ★★★★★

  • The 13th Warrior

    ★★

  • Heretic

    ★★★½

  • Legend

    ★★½

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  • The 13th Warrior

    The 13th Warrior

    ★★

    I know I was watching a dvd but wow did this movie look like butt

  • Legend

    Legend

    ★★½

    Gorgeous but the story is just...unpleasant. Tom Cruise looks like a feral lost boy, completely mismatched to this material. Gosh those makeup effects and music tho.

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  • Horizon: An American Saga – Chapter 1

    Horizon: An American Saga – Chapter 1

    ★★

    Drink every time someone looks at a flyer that states HORIZON (you’re dead).

  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★½

    How do these motherfuckers have all this money to build these murder houses?