Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Purple Rain 1984

  Watched 05 Mar 2025

  not to prescribe sexuality to anyone but the three tenets of this movie are literally:
  1) amazing music
  2) morris
  3) prince fighting for his life to appear attracted to the most beautiful woman in the world despite how down bad she is for him the entire time

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  Videodrome 1983

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  people were walking out and getting mad while to me it just kinda felt like watching freeform jazz. 
  like i got it but was also watching it like 🤨 the whole time. the message clicked but in such a way that i was also confused and the dialogue and effects were so camp i just know it would’ve slayed if they had played video killed the radio star at some point during it.
  that’s all ive got!

Popular reviews

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  The Blair Witch Project 1999

  ★★★★ Rewatched 24 Jul 2024

  me: Heather is so annoying 🙄
  Josh and Mike: Heather is so annoying 🙄
  me: PLEASE BE KIND TO MY BEST FRIEND HEATHER 🗣️🗣️🚨

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2024

  me frantically googling “how to kill godzilla” if i were in this situation