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  Teen Wolf 1985

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  THE GUY AT THE END DIDN'T HAVE HIS COCK OUT BECAUSE THE ACTOR WASN’T ACTUALLY A DUDE!!! IT WAS A LADY ADJUSTING HER BLOUSE!!!!! ITS AN URBAN LEGEND SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT AGHHHH!!!!

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Kieran Culkin deserved that Oscar win.

Popular reviews

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  The Pianist 2002

  ½ Watched 17 Mar 2022

  Fuck you Roman Polanski, I’m waiting until you die to give my review.

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  Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood 1988

  ★★★ Watched 21 Apr 2023

  Jason looks so cool, also enjoyed the fact it’s just Jason v Carrie

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