Samuel

Samuel

I will review my stupid little art fag films and there’s nothing you can do about it!!

Favorite films

  • How Not to Be Seen: A Fucking Didactic Educational .MOV File
  • A Town Called Panic
  • Twin Peaks: The Return
  • Love Is the Message, the Message Is Death

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

    ★★★★★

  • Eraserhead

  • Party Girl

    ★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    A bit predictable… probably could’ve been shorter but I had a good time!! Obsessed with Mark Ruffalo and Toni Collette’s teeth

  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

    Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

    ★★★★★

    Fuck my pathetic artistic gay body fascist life the movie

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  • Kate Bush Christmas Special

    Kate Bush Christmas Special

    ★★★★★

    This woman is insane and I love her

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★½

    Kind of obvious Mattel asked if the movie could be a ‘bit less weird’ than what Greta Gerwig wanted it to be but fun nonetheless!

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