i use a secret scientific algorithm to give ratings on a 15 point scale :) they are all very low it’s not my fault it’s science :(
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Do the Right Thing 1989
my 50th watch on my mission to watch sights and sound’s 250 best films of all time. really fantastic.
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Kicking and Screaming 1995
wishing one of the friends had gotten murdered and this had turned into a the secret history(tbh the cast could be pretty much exactly the same. with parker posey as judy poovey <3 ).
i think i pretty much agree with all of the criticism of this movie(especially the unlikable characters) but i had fun lol! the specifics of the story are pretty uninteresting but the vibes are great, it’s at its best when it’s just kind of talky and silly. oxy looks beautiful 🤩
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House on Haunted Hill 1959
MY WIFE IS THROWING A PARTY SHES SO AMUSING THERE’LL BE FOOD AND DRINK AND GHOSTS AND PERHAPS EVEN A FEW MURDERS
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No Cheating, Darling 1973
its like if hello dolly was an abba music video. its like what i thought the umbrellas of cherbourg was like before i ever saw a jacques demy movie. its like if shes the man was hair. its indescribable. also really pleased with myself that this is only the 12th review of this movie on here
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