issie

issie

Favorite films

  • Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
  • Good Will Hunting
  • The Blues Brothers
  • Shrek 2

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  • Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

    ★★½

  • Marching Powder

    ½

  • Snow White

    ★★

  • In the Lost Lands

    ½

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  • Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

    Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

    ★★½

    codependent bestie movies are the key to my heart

    this is my type of funny, stupid, bad-good film

    p.s wish my brothers cared abt me like this

  • Marching Powder

    Marching Powder

    ½

    you're not interesting bc you like football, do drugs, punch ppl for no reason and people hate you

    truly made for boring middle aged losers with anger issues

    i understand the idea here, i do, but this is truly a boring and tiring story

    congratulations on deciding (to try) not to be a terrible person ig?

    sorry danny dyer, hope you'll forgive me xoxo

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  • Never Been Kissed

    Never Been Kissed

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • In the Lost Lands

    In the Lost Lands

    ½

    wow!! that was so bad!!

    honestly, genuinely this could have been the worst film I've ever seen and I've seen a LOT of bad films.

    actually feel I've lost a large part of my will to live.

    1/2 star for casting Dave (and every other actor), despite being terrible at acting ~ wish I could give like an eighth of a star but I can't so being generous and rounding up to a half