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  The Town That Dreaded Sundown 1976

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I mean, what more could you want? It starts on 3OH!3 Day and explores light cannibalism and drag queens. A movie for the girls and the gays if I've ever seen one. The narrator has such a soothing voice. There is so much blue eyeshadow. People coom on screen after sipping some schnapps. Such a great movie to start spring with. Balloon boobs. The Phantom never cuts a nose hole and suffers the consequences. There's some gentle "women should learn to drive" propaganda. Girly got tromboned to death. I didn't even know that was possible.

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Moral of the story: the worst thing you can be in life is an atheist.

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024 3

  :o this one was actually good!!!

  Who knew you needed a more chaotic protagonist, more gore, more jump scares, more theatrics, more blood, and slightly less on-the-nose trauma talk to make an okay movie epic?

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  Lolita: Vibrator Torture 1987

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Nov 2022 1

  A beautiful movie about the importance of friendship, with morals similar to those of the classic Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003).

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