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  • The Cat in the Hat

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  • The Stepford Wives

    ★★★½

  • Tragedy Girls

    ★★★

  • The Stepford Wives

    ★★★★

  • Daisies

    ★★★★

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  • The Stepford Wives

    The Stepford Wives

    ★★★½

    Beautiful, colorful, doesn't make any sense, campy, silly, goofy, dresses, cupcakes, they just maximized everything from the original and said let's make it dumb, I'm happy Tim Burton didn't make it because he'd try to make it spooky and I just wanted it to be happy, we already have a spooky one, women in stem, equality, it invented gaslight gatekeep girlboss, the original may be better but this one is good too, I just enjoy having fun sometimes, it tickles me in the eye candy spot of my brain, they are all terribly blond, the movie explains everything, great editing movie potential

  • Tragedy Girls

    Tragedy Girls

    ★★★

    I liked that they made them popular girls who were actually involved in school activities and dated instead of losers, incels, nerds, or skaters. Now, the girls are annoying, and the dialogue can be a little "this is how the kids these days talk" at times, but it is moderately amusing overall, making it a perfect pick for an editing movie. Lots of blood and joyful colors appease the eyes. The use of the "I'm gonna be your boss" song…

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  • Smile 2

    Smile 2

    ★★★★

    :o this one was actually good!!!

    Who knew you needed a more chaotic protagonist, more gore, more jump scares, more theatrics, more blood, and slightly less on-the-nose trauma talk to make an okay movie epic?

  • Lolita: Vibrator Torture

    Lolita: Vibrator Torture

    ★★★½

    A beautiful movie about the importance of friendship, with morals similar to those of the classic Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003).

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